dipshit.news https://dipshit.news The dumbest thing he did yesterday. Every day. With receipts. en-us <![CDATA[The War Is Going 'Swimmingly' and He Scheduled a Phone Call Nobody Agreed To]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-17-swimmingly-lebanon-call https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-17-swimmingly-lebanon-call Fri, 17 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[He Went to an Italian Newspaper to Tell Italy's Prime Minister She's Not Brave Enough]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-16-meloni-courage https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-16-meloni-courage Thu, 16 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[Gas Might Be 'A Little Bit Higher' By the Midterms, He Says Out Loud, On Television]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-15-gas-prices-a-little-bit-higher https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-15-gas-prices-a-little-bit-higher Wed, 15 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[He Posted a Picture of Himself as Jesus and Then Said It Was a Doctor Costume]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-14-jesus-doctor-costume https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-14-jesus-doctor-costume Tue, 14 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[Talks Failed, So Now We're Blocking Every Ship in the Strait of Hormuz]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-12-hormuz-blockade-peace-talks-collapse https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-12-hormuz-blockade-peace-talks-collapse Sun, 12 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[Peace Talks Failed 8,000 Miles Away While He Watched Men Hit Each Other]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-11-trump-ufc-peace-talks-fail https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-11-trump-ufc-peace-talks-fail Sat, 11 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[He Posted a Video of a Woman Being Killed With a Hammer]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-10-trump-posts-hammer-murder-video https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-10-trump-posts-hammer-murder-video Fri, 10 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[Trump Called His Own People "NUT JOBS" With "Low IQs" and Honestly, Sure]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-09-trump-nut-jobs-tucker-maga-meltdown https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-09-trump-nut-jobs-tucker-maga-meltdown Thu, 09 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[The Ceasefire He Declared a Triumph Lasted About One Business Day]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-08-ceasefire-lasts-one-day https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-08-ceasefire-lasts-one-day Wed, 08 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA["A Whole Civilization Will Die Tonight" — Never Mind, Ceasefire]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-07-whole-civilization-ceasefire https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-07-whole-civilization-ceasefire Tue, 07 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[Every Bridge. Every Power Plant. By Midnight Tomorrow. Also Gas Is Four Dollars.]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-06-every-bridge-every-power-plant-gas-four-dollars https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-06-every-bridge-every-power-plant-gas-four-dollars Mon, 06 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[Our Guys Pulled Off a Rescue Inside Iran and He Celebrated By Calling Them 'Crazy Bastards' Again]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-05-trump-crazy-bastards-allah-f15-rescue https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-05-trump-crazy-bastards-allah-f15-rescue Sun, 05 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[Threatened to Kill a Civilization, Then Agreed to a Ceasefire, All Before Dinner]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-04-power-plant-day-bridge-day-ceasefire https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-04-power-plant-day-bridge-day-ceasefire Sat, 04 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[We Bombed a Bridge Twice — Second Time While the Rescue Workers Were On It]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-03-double-tap-bridge-karaj https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-03-double-tap-bridge-karaj Fri, 03 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[Fired His AG and Then Gave the Same Iran Speech He Gave Yesterday]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-02-trump-fires-bondi-iran-speech-again https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-02-trump-fires-bondi-iran-speech-again Thu, 02 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[He Screamed Profanity at Iran and Then Said 'Praise Be to Allah']]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-01-trump-expletive-iran-praise-be https://dipshit.news/post/2026-04-01-trump-expletive-iran-praise-be Wed, 01 Apr 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[He Signed a 'Legally Foolproof' Voting Order and the Ink Wasn't Dry Before Experts Called It Unconstitutional]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-31-voting-eo-unconstitutional https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-31-voting-eo-unconstitutional Tue, 31 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[He Threatened to Blow Up Iran's Power Grid and Then Shrugged at a Russian Ship Breaking His Own Blockade]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-30-obliterate-iran-power-plants https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-30-obliterate-iran-power-plants Mon, 30 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[Sixty-One Thousand Airport Workers Went Forty-Four Days Without Pay and He Noticed When the Lines Got Long]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-29-tsa-unpaid-44-days https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-29-tsa-unpaid-44-days Sun, 29 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[Nine Million People Showed Up and the White House Called It Therapy]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-28-no-kings-protests https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-28-no-kings-protests Sat, 28 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[He Called It the 'Strait of Trump' and Then Said That Was on Purpose]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-27-strait-of-trump https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-27-strait-of-trump Fri, 27 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[He Traded Ten Days of Not Bombing Iran for Some Oil Tankers and a Robot]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-26-ships-for-peace-robot-cabinet https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-26-ships-for-peace-robot-cabinet Thu, 26 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[Six in Ten Americans Say It Was a Mistake. He Says Iran Is 'Afraid' to Make a Deal.]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-25-pew-poll-iran-war-mistake https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-25-pew-poll-iran-war-mistake Wed, 25 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[He Declared Victory. Iran Fired More Missiles.]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-24-trump-weve-won-this-war https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-24-trump-weve-won-this-war Tue, 24 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[He Said Iran Wanted a Deal. Iran Said That's Fake News.]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-23-trump-iran-deal-fake-news https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-23-trump-iran-deal-fake-news Mon, 23 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[He Posted a War Ultimatum on Truth Social. In All Caps.]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-22-iran-48-hour-ultimatum https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-22-iran-48-hour-ultimatum Sun, 22 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[He Said He Was Glad Robert Mueller Died]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-21-trump-mueller-glad-hes-dead https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-21-trump-mueller-glad-hes-dead Sat, 21 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[Called NATO Cowards, Then Said He Was Winding Down, While Sending More Marines]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-20-nato-cowards-winding-down https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-20-nato-cowards-winding-down Fri, 20 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[Three Weeks In, the Pentagon Wants $200 Billion More]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-19-pentagon-200-billion-war-spending https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-19-pentagon-200-billion-war-spending Thu, 19 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[His Own Intel Chief Couldn't Back Up the Reason for the War]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-18-gabbard-cant-confirm-iran-threat https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-18-gabbard-cant-confirm-iran-threat Wed, 18 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[He Posted That He Doesn't Need Help. The Embassy Got Hit Anyway.]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-17-trump-doesnt-need-help-embassy-attacked https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-17-trump-doesnt-need-help-embassy-attacked Tue, 17 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[He Wants Allies for His War and He's Mad Nobody's Clapping]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-16-trump-scolds-allies-enthusiasm https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-16-trump-scolds-allies-enthusiasm Mon, 16 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA['We May Hit It a Few More Times Just for Fun']]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-15-trump-hit-it-for-fun https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-15-trump-hit-it-for-fun Sun, 15 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT <![CDATA[He Bombed Iran's Oil Hub and Posted the Video Like It Was a TikTok]]> https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-14-trump-bombs-kharg-island https://dipshit.news/post/2026-03-14-trump-bombs-kharg-island Sat, 14 Mar 2026 00:00:00 GMT