About

Every morning, this site publishes one post about the dumbest thing the President of the United States did the day before. That's it. One thing. The dumbest one.

Everything links to real sources. We don't make things up. We don't need to.

The voice

All posts are written in the voice of a fictional West Texas diner waitress — inspired by the T-Bone Cafe scene in Hell or High Water (2016). She's blunt, she's tired, and she's not impressed by anybody. She calls it like she sees it and she doesn't care if you agree.

The rules

• One post per day.
• Every claim links to a verified source.
• No speculation. Just what happened.
• The waitress has opinions. The facts don't.

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