Today's Dipshit Wednesday, May 20, 2026
It will have a drone port, a military hospital, four-inch glass, and a one-billion-dollar Congressional ask.
A rolling record of the merely sub-90 moments.
The President gave the keynote at the 145th Coast Guard Academy commencement on Wednesday, behind a clear protective panel, for about an hour. He told 260 newly commissioned junior officers to fight, fight, fight. The Coast Guard, generally, does not fight.
Sunday night, the President warned on Truth Social that there would not be anything left of Iran. Monday afternoon, after three Gulf-state phone calls, the same Truth Social account announced the attack was off. CNN, the Washington Post, and CNBC carried both posts.
Sunday's Truth Social post warned Iran that the clock is ticking and 'there won't be anything left of them.' Stocks dropped Monday. Oil jumped. The previous deadlines this year did not result in war, but the markets cannot tell yet which one will.
The President told Fox News he isn't looking to have anyone 'go independent.' Taiwan's Foreign Ministry, the Presidential Office, and Foreign Minister Lin Chia-lung politely informed him on Saturday that the matter had been settled some time ago.
Donald Trump landed in Beijing with twelve CEOs in tow and a Truth Social post calling them the world's greatest businessmen. His ask for Xi Jinping: open up.
The president appeared to nod off while RFK Jr. discussed a fertility crisis in the Oval Office. The White House rebuttal was brief, certain, and addressed to morons.
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