On Tuesday, the President walked Reuters and other reporters through the new ninety-thousand-square-foot White House ballroom, narrating the drone port on the roof, the military hospital underground, and the four-inch glass. He asked Congress for one billion dollars in the same tour.
The president appeared to nod off while RFK Jr. discussed a fertility crisis in the Oval Office. The White House rebuttal was brief, certain, and addressed to morons.
Iran sent proposals. Trump called them unacceptable. He also hadn't finished reading them. The ceasefire is on life support. Make that make sense.
The administration announced 345,000 federal workers are gone. Many are still at their desks.
May 8 proclaimed as the US Victory in WW2. The actual American war ended September 2.
Sit-ups, pull-ups, push-ups, the mile run, and the gymnasium dread of an entire generation, restored.
Eleven posts in forty-two minutes, after eleven at night, on a Friday. The President is doing fine.
Wiseman, Glover, Koch, Hansen. They flew around the Moon. The Oval Q&A ran on Iran, the Comey indictment, and UFOs.
Inside twenty-four hours of the shooting: the DOJ asks the National Trust to drop its case. The argument is that there should be no off-site dinners.
Special forces soldier bets on Polymarket the day before the raid he is on. Wins about $409,000. The President compared it to Pete Rose.
The Bureau Director files a defamation suit. The Labor Secretary, separately, resigns. Same Monday news cycle.
Air Force One press gaggle: highly unlikely. Four days later: extended. The space between the two sentences is the policy.
The Netherlands sent the king. The internet measured the photo with rulers. The Dutch PM said the dinner was constructive.
The District Court said April 14. The appeals court extended it a week. The argument that worked was the bunker.
The Iran ceasefire was hours old. Israel's strikes on Beirut were called Operation Eternal Darkness.
An airman is recovered from behind enemy lines. The President's post afterwards is a profanity-strewn deadline. The two events are written, online, in the same paragraph.
Three personnel and policy moves before lunch. Each individually big. The pharma tariff, on inspection, exempts most of the pharmaceuticals.
On Sunday, the DHS shutdown surpassed the 35-day record from 2019. By the time the new Secretary takes office, it will be longer still.
Executive Order 14398 instructs every federal contracting officer to add a clause prohibiting DEI activities. The clause is not yet drafted.
The 48-hour ultimatum became a 72-hour ultimatum became a 5-day postponement. Iran says no talks have occurred.
On the South Lawn, before Marine One, the President asked an ally to do something its founding document forbids.
Three sanctions actions in a single week against three foreign critics. The legal basis in each case is contested.
Fifteen days in, two senior officials describe two different timelines. The President says ahead. The Pentagon says longer.
The school's coordinates were on a Defense Intelligence Agency target list. The list, according to the inquiry, was outdated.
After the UK's MoD put a flagship carrier on high readiness, the President posted that we will not need 'people that join Wars after we've already won!'
After two days of bipartisan grilling on Capitol Hill, the DHS Secretary is reassigned to a new portfolio. The President's senator replaces her.
The President's messaging on the war has been marked by exaggerated threats and shifting, contradictory objectives.
Boebert reportedly passed a closed-door deposition photo to a commentator. The deposition paused. The witness continued.
Refunds are up 11 percent, an average of $346. The White House had projected $1,000 or more.
Learning Resources, Inc. v. Trump. 6-3, Roberts. The IEEPA tariffs are vacated. Refunds are an open question.
Wilson preached at the Pentagon. He has argued, in print, that wives must submit and women should not vote.
DHS funding talks collapsed. The agency continues operating in shutdown mode.
Three days after he was booed in Milan, the VP told a network that Olympians should keep politics off the venue.
Hess had said wearing the flag does not mean he endorses everything. The President said he should not have made the team.
Same proposal blocked by the Court in 2019. The administration filed it again, in a regulatory test notice.
Said on a podcast: Republicans should 'take over' the voting in 'at least, many, fifteen places.'
The President is suing the IRS he runs for $10 billion. The damages, in the complaint, are reputational.
31 contracts. $21 million. Cancelled because of a 2018 leak the contractor was already imprisoned for.
The 'Board of Peace' is the President's new body. Canada was invited. Then, by Truth Social, Canada was disinvited.
104 minutes. A book held up. 365 wins. The fact-checkers had to add pages.
Five thousand of Nuuk's fifty-six thousand residents marched. Twenty thousand more in Copenhagen.
Seventy-five countries. By cable. The list, in the version the public can read, is redacted.
Off the cuff, on the airplane, on the way back from Florida. The phrase was 'very strong options.'
Senate advances the war powers resolution. The President's response was a Truth Social post.
Eighteen diseases on the schedule. Now eleven. The signature was from an acting director.
The President said the US would 'come to their rescue.' He did not say with what.
Hell to pay if Hamas doesn't disarm. The Israel Prize for Peace was, separately, announced for the President.
The federal workforce got the day off. The President golfed. The two are not, in the federal sense, related.
The deadline passed. The leader did not leave. Russia and China backed him. The President said: don't play tough.
The DOJ released the files Friday. One image, of the President, appeared on the site briefly. The file is now offline.
The 'warrior dividend' is the housing allowance Congress already allocated. The President named it. The check did not change.
He opened with the three attacks. He closed with the snakes. The transit between them took three minutes.
The order opens a federal litigation front against state AI laws. The DOJ has a new task force for the purpose.
She resigned eight days after the appeals-court ruling that said she was sitting in the chair unlawfully.
The recommended schedule moves from seventeen diseases to eleven. Peer countries do not, in fact, recommend what the memo says they recommend.
The final cabinet meeting of the year. False claims on prices, foreign affairs, and 2020. The cameras stayed on.
He posted that Venezuelan airspace was closed. Venezuela is the only country that can legally close it.
Two soldiers shot two blocks from the White House. The shooter was vetted three times by the U.S. government.
Four days to accept a 28-point plan written with the country invading you. The deadline is a holiday.
BBC apologized formally. It will not pay. The lawsuit threat continued from the residence.
Witkoff and Dmitriev wrote 28 points. Ukraine, the country in question, was handed the document already finished.
He tried to import Argentine beef. It didn't lower prices. So he asked DOJ to investigate the packers.
The Monument reopened after the shutdown. The first thing visitors saw was the absence of the East Wing.
Air traffic controllers worked unpaid. The FAA cut traffic to keep the system safe. The shutdown was being used as leverage.
The administration argued IEEPA authorizes any tariff on any product for any duration. The bench was skeptical.
The ad was accurate. The Prime Minister apologized anyway. That is the press release.
South Korea handed him the Mugunghwa and a gold crown. He said he would 'like to wear it right now.'
USDA says no SNAP for November. The contingency fund Congress set up exactly for this is untouched.
The Mayor had been asking. The CEOs of Nvidia and Salesforce called. The deployment was canceled the same afternoon.
The East Wing is coming down on day twenty of the shutdown. The administration says private donors are paying.
Phone Russia, announce the Budapest summit, then host the country with the territory. The order of operations matters.
Eighteen counts against the former adviser. The President's own classified documents case was dismissed in January.
A 250-foot arch, gilded at the top, dwarfing the Lincoln Memorial. The country is in day eleven of a shutdown.
The post called for the governor and the mayor to be jailed for protecting their cities. The court had ruled against the President three days earlier.
Day five of the shutdown. The Navy fires five $2 million missiles into the Atlantic. The walk-off song is YMCA.
The budget director appears as the Reaper. The song is not licensed. The shutdown is in day two.
Eleventh-hour meeting. Hours of negotiating. The VP walks out and says the shutdown is likely.
First sitting president at a Ryder Cup. Government funding lapses in four days. The schedule was the schedule.
Escalator stopped. Teleprompter dark. Audio on the interpreter feed. The UN explained each in turn.
Two courts denied. The administration filed at the Supreme Court. The Fed meets in three days.
State banquet. The toast called Catherine 'radiant, healthy, beautiful.' The Queen, separately, was 'very special.'
Sunday Truth Social post. ALL BETS ARE OFF. The bet was the ceasefire. The ceasefire was his.
Pentagon at noon. Yankees at seven. The anthem on the jumbotron caught audible boos.
Israel bombed Doha to hit Hamas negotiators discussing his own ceasefire. He found out after. He was 'not thrilled.'
The order is a rebrand. Only Congress can rename the department. The website is now war.gov.
The basing study picked Colorado. The President picked Alabama. The basing study still picked Colorado.
The pocket rescission was last attempted in 1977. The GAO has said it is illegal. The administration is using it anyway.
Three hours, sixteen minutes. Forty-five minute opener. A reduction of 1,500 percent. The math does not exist.
The grass came out. The stone went in. Yellow-and-white umbrellas. A speaker system. The President can DJ.
Crimea is a peninsula. Attached, by land, to Ukraine. The size of Massachusetts. None of these facts survived the interview.
Russia seized Crimea by force in 2014. The President's verb of choice on Sunday night was 'given.'
The 90th anniversary remarks claimed a tax had been ended. The tax remains. The deduction expires in 2028.
Federal takeover of DC police, declared on the basis of a crime emergency the actual data does not support.
A real and serious diplomatic achievement, named for the man at the podium, with a 99-year U.S. claim attached.
The President took a walk on the roof. He waved. He pointed. He answered questions about nuclear missiles. It was a Tuesday.
The owner of the course beat the membership of the course. The White House press shop confirmed it.