The President, on Sunday evening, hosted a Christmas reception in the East Room. The guest list was the usual mix of senior administration staff, congressional allies, donors, and cabinet members. The First Lady was present. The remarks, delivered from a lectern, ran approximately sixty-two minutes.
The opening, on the transcript, was on the topic the press shop had prepared. The President acknowledged the prior weekend’s deadly attacks: a shooting at Brown University, in which two were killed and nine wounded; the shooting in Sydney, Australia, which the President characterized as antisemitic; and the killing of three American servicemembers in Syria. The acknowledgments were measured. The acknowledgments lasted approximately three minutes.
In minute four, the remarks pivoted to the President’s golf game. In minute six, to his children. In minute eight, to a story about a real-estate transaction in 1986. In minute eleven, to the snakes.
The snake material occupies, on the transcript, approximately ten of the sixty-two minutes. It begins as a reference to a song-poem the President has, on prior occasions, recited at rallies, in which a kindly woman takes in a wounded snake and is bitten by it. On Sunday, in the East Room, in front of the Christmas trees, the President began to recite the poem from memory, departed from it, returned to it, departed again, and then began an extemporaneous discussion of which kinds of snakes are most dangerous. Cottonmouths, the President said, are underrated. Pythons, the President said, are underrated also. The audience laughed at intervals. The First Lady, in the second row, was on tape with her hands folded.
The remarks ended. The reception continued. The trees, by all accounts, remained handsome.
There is a smaller observation. The Christmas reception, in administrations going back several decades, has been a moment for the President to set a tone for the closing weeks of the year. The tone is, by tradition, gratitude, calm, and, in years when news has been heavy, sober acknowledgment. The acknowledgments, on Sunday, were three minutes long. The snakes were ten.
A serious country, on the Sunday in question, given the news in question, would have expected its President to stay in the first three minutes longer than three minutes.
Calmly documenting the decline.
The breakdown.
- Factual basis The transcript is published; the timestamps are on tape.11/25
- Self-awareness A pivot from condolences to a snake parable is the part.5/20
- Staff containment The teleprompter contained condolences. The teleprompter was abandoned.8/20
- Recovery attempt The remarks did not return to the condolence frame.4/15
- Public spectacle The transcript and the snake clips circulated by Sunday night.10/20
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