May 2026.
- 60/100 The President Told the Coast Guard to Fight, Fight, Fight.
- 62/100 The President Toured Reporters Through His New Underground Complex.
- 65/100 The Iran Attack Got Cancelled by Three Phone Calls.
- 60/100 The President Threatened Iran on Truth Social, Again.
- 65/100 Taiwan Politely Reminded the President They Were Already Independent.
- 78/100 He Flew Twelve Billionaires to Beijing to Ask Nicely
- 88/100 White House: The President Was Blinking
- 77/100 President Declares Ceasefire 'Life Support.' He Also Hadn't Finished Reading the Proposals.
- 64/100 President announces a three-day Russia-Ukraine ceasefire that conveniently covers Victory Day.
- 79/100 President declares American victory in a war that, technically, kept going.
- 71/100 Administration claims 345,000 federal workers gone; the calendar of when they are gone is somewhat aspirational.
- 74/100 President promises to knock Iran out 'a lot harder' after Strait of Hormuz exchange.
- 87/100 President hosts a free spelling lesson in front of three networks.
- 49/100 President signs proclamation reviving the Presidential Fitness Test for schoolchildren.
- 84/100 President announces eighteen trillion dollars; the tracker disagrees by ten.
- 76/100 President says he renovated the Reflecting Pool for $1.9 million; the prior estimate was $350 million.
- 73/100 President says consumer confidence is way up; the survey says it is near a record low.
- 67/100 President says he has not read Iran's peace proposal but has been told the concept.
- 71/100 President posts eleven times in forty-two minutes from his bedroom.
- 58/100 President signs a Cuba sanctions order on Loyalty Day, because of course he did.