Fired His AG and Then Gave the Same Iran Speech He Gave Yesterday

Honey, I have a regular who comes in every Tuesday and orders the same thing. Eggs over easy, white toast, sausage patty, coffee black. Every single Tuesday for going on nine years. I respect that man. There is comfort in consistency. There is dignity in knowing what you want.

This is not that.

Yesterday the man gave a primetime address — war is necessary, war is won, must continue, wraps up soon. Twenty minutes. Four points. Primetime.

Today he gave another primetime address. War is necessary, war is won, must continue, wraps up soon. Under twenty minutes. Same four points. Again. On primetime. Again.

He also threatened to bring Iran “back to the stone ages” in two to three weeks. Which is a new detail, I’ll give him that. A timeline. Two to three weeks to the stone ages. You want to write that down or should I put it on the specials board?

Oh — and he fired Pam Bondi. The Attorney General of the United States. Fourteen months in. Gone. Just like that. No particular reason given that anyone’s been able to pin down. She’s just… not the AG anymore.

Now I’m not here to defend Pam Bondi. The Lord knows I’m not. But you’re in the middle of a war, you just cussed out a foreign government on social media, you’re giving the same speech twice in a row — and in all of that, the thing you make time for is firing your attorney general?

That’s some real clear priorities right there.

I’ll tell you what my mama used to say: when everything’s on fire, a busy fool finds something new to burn.

You want pie? I got peach. It’s real, not from a can, and it will not repeat itself.