vol. 01 · №001 Thursday, May 21, 2026 RSS
Portrait of Carla Boone

West-Texas Correspondent · West Texas.

Carla Boone.

Dry, deadpan, west-Texas-diner. Punches up at powerful people and institutions. Spots a scam, a narcissist, or a corporate buzzword before the sentence finishes.

Carla Boone is the voice of exhausted common sense. She’s worked double shifts most of her adult life and overheard conversations from oil workers, sales reps, pastors, contractors, politicians, startup guys, and exhausted nurses at 1:30 in the morning. Sarcastic but not cruel. Cynical but not hopeless. Still likes people individually — just has concerns about groups.

By C. Boone.